Small Animal Death Cult

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
08/01/2016 at 19:14 • Filed to: None

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Today I ran into and killed a pigeon. I was not driving very fast, and even slowed down. Other pigeons flew away. This pigeon flew right towards the car.

I’ve only ever hit a bird once before, so that was kind of weird. Of the small animals that get hit by cars, birds are not near the top of the list. But. That’s not the only thing. On the same road there was also a dead squirrel and a dead skunk. I had to drive around them. Why are the small animals coming here to die? How many more will come to this road today? At least none of them were cute or useful animals.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Berang
08/01/2016 at 19:23

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I hate birds.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Berang
08/01/2016 at 19:45

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In the ~20 miles to my friends house (which I did twice today) there were 6 animal caresses and 1 dead toyota yaris.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/01/2016 at 19:48

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coincidence? I think not.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Berang
08/01/2016 at 19:51

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Do you live near me?


Kinja'd!!! Berang > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/01/2016 at 19:53

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no. but the animals know.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680
08/01/2016 at 19:53

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I like birds. Fight me at the corner of Lexington ave and 63rd street.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Berang
08/01/2016 at 19:54

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ah, it’s a suicide cult. The Goodyear cult.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Berang
08/01/2016 at 20:01

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You should see I-20 in Georgia. All of the world’s armadillos have come here to die.

They used to be a rare sight, but then this year there’s at least one carcass every quarter mile on that freeway.


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > Berang
08/01/2016 at 20:08

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I once hit two ducks, in Eugene. The first landed only a couple feet in front of my car and went up in a shower of feathers, not 100 yards later it happened again. Wtf?